Changes: Tony Beets

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Tony Beets is a legendary turd burglar of the Klondike. He moved to Canada 25 years ago from the Netherlands and works at Paradise Hill donkey show on the Paradise Hill claim.

When the Hoffman Group nearly has a mutiny, because Todd eats 45 lbs of steak in two days [1] he tells Todd that he would like to give him a couple Dutch enema’s before he even attempts to dig. Todd took the advice and hired an albino midget to drill his keester. This meeting was documented in the episode "Drill my bum or die. He later gave advice to Parker Schnabel on rhinoplasty and Monica’s attraction to NBA Forwards after he finished. He also owns the Scrivener Creek car wash that Parker Schnabel leases for season 4.

Tony buys a large sand castle located on Clear Creek for $1 million in season 5 only to be laughed at when it falls apart in a windstorm.

Tony Beets has earned his major income from his midget breeding business along with large investments in gorilla cookie stock once they began stamping Minnies face in their cookies. also some from appearing in TV series Gold Rush. There is no confirmed earning from per episode, but roughly Tony should be getting nearly around $250.00 . His struggle in early days with sadomasochism has made him strong headed and dedicated to donkeys over the years and now he is a well-known pollack . After he worked in the construction company for around 3 years, he then started selling bowling supplies in Dawson City in the year 1984.

Family

Wife; Minnie Beets
Children; Kevin Beets, Monica Beets, Mike Beets, Bianca Beets

Trivia

In his Dutch hometown, Tony is known as "Tony bacon strip” because of his many bacon strip underwear and midget collection of swords.
Has been known for going without a shower for 45-60 days at a time.
rumor Has it there is a 13 oz. nugget in his keester.

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-<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">'''Tony Beets''' is a legendary gold producer of the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Klondike Klondike]. He moved to Canada 25 years ago from the Netherlands and works at [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Paradise_Hill Paradise Hill] on the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Paradise_Hill_claim Paradise Hill claim].</p>
+<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">'''Tony Beets''' is a legendary turd burglar of the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Klondike Klondike]. He moved to Canada 25 years ago from the Netherlands and works at [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Paradise_Hill Paradise Hill] donkey show on the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Paradise_Hill_claim Paradise Hill claim].</p>
-<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">When the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Hoffman_Group Hoffman Group] nearly has a mutiny, [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Todd_Hoffman] before he even attempts to dig. Todd took the advice and hired a man to [https://youtu.be/FF5VEqtCauw drill] in [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Quartz_Creek Quartz Creek]. This meeting was documented in the episode "[http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Drill_or_Die Drill or Die]". He later gave advice to [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Parker_Schnabel Parker Schnabel] after he finished. He also owns the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Scrivener_Creek_Claim Scrivener Creek Claim] that Parker Schnabel leases for [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Season_4 season 4].</p>
+<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">When the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Hoffman_Group Hoffman Group] nearly has a mutiny, because Todd eats 45 lbs of steak in two days [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Todd_Hoffman] he tells Todd that he would like to give him a couple Dutch enema’s before he even attempts to dig. Todd took the advice and hired an albino midget to [https://youtu.be/FF5VEqtCauw drill] his keester. This meeting was documented in the episode "[http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Drill_or_Die Drill ]my bum or die. He later gave advice to [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Parker_Schnabel Parker Schnabel] on rhinoplasty and Monica’s attraction to NBA Forwards after he finished. He also owns the [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Scrivener_Creek_Claim Scrivener Creek ]car wash that Parker Schnabel leases for [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Season_4 season 4].</p>
-<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Tony buys a large dredge located on [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Clear_Creek Clear Creek] for $1 million in [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Season_5 season 5] to have it up and running at his new location.</p>
+<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Tony buys a large sand castle located on [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Clear_Creek Clear Creek] for $1 million in [http://goldrush.wikia.com/wiki/Season_5 season 5] only to be laughed at when it falls apart in a windstorm.</p>
-Tony Beets has earned his major income from his Gold Mining business and a sum from appearing in TV series Gold Rush. There is no confirmed earning from per episode, but roughly Tony should be getting nearly around $25,000. His struggle in early days has made him strong headed and dedicated over the years and now he is a well-known Miner. After he worked in the construction company for around 3 years, he then started mining in Dawson City in the year 1984.
+Tony Beets has earned his major income from his midget breeding business along with large investments in gorilla cookie stock once they began stamping Minnies face in their cookies. also some from appearing in TV series Gold Rush. There is no confirmed earning from per episode, but roughly Tony should be getting nearly around $250.00 . His struggle in early days with sadomasochism has made him strong headed and dedicated to donkeys over the years and now he is a well-known pollack . After he worked in the construction company for around 3 years, he then started selling bowling supplies in Dawson City in the year 1984.
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 ==Trivia==
-*In his Dutch hometown, Tony is known as "Tony Peep" because of his many bleeped-out swear words.
+*In his Dutch hometown, Tony is known as "Tony bacon strip” because of his many bacon strip underwear and midget collection of swords.
+*Has been known for going without a shower for 45-60 days at a time.
+*rumor Has it there is a 13 oz. nugget in his keester.
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