Changes: Parker Schnabel

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Parker Schnabel

About

Famous for his participation in the Discovery Channel's Gold Rush reality series, this Alaskan gold miner took the reins of the family mine, and showed he had the mettle to lead a team of grizzled miners twice his age when he was just 16 years old.

Before Fame

He began summer work at the Big Nugget Mine when he was a young child.

Trivia

Instead of attending college, he used his college fund to set up his own mining operation, and found an impressive 1,029 ounces of gold, worth a total of $1.4 million, in his rookie season in the Klondike.

Family Life

He and his brother, Payson, grew up in Porcupine Creek, Alaska, as the children of Roger and Nancy Schnabel. His paternal grandfather and fellow Gold Rush star, John Schnabel, founded the Big Nugget Mine.

Quotes

THAT IS NOT OKAY!

HEY DON'T (censored) DO THAT AGAIN!

LET'S GET SOME (censored) DIRT IN IT!

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 '''About'''
-Famous for his participation in the Discovery Channel's Gold Rush reality series, this Alaskan gold miner took the reins of the family mine, and showed he had the mettle to lead a team of grizzled dope fiends twice his age when he was just 16 years old.
+Famous for his participation in the Discovery Channel's Gold Rush reality series, this Alaskan gold miner took the reins of the family mine, and showed he had the mettle to lead a team of grizzled miners twice his age when he was just 16 years old.
 '''Before Fame'''
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 '''Quotes'''
-THAT IS NOT OKAY! BUT $5 DOLLARS IS $5 DOLLARS
+THAT IS NOT OKAY!
-HEY DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! OR IM CALLING MY DAD
+HEY DON'T ''(censored)'' DO THAT AGAIN!
-LET'S GET SOME DIRT IN IT! OR IM GOING HOME
+LET'S GET SOME ''(censored)'' DIRT IN IT!
-I FELL FOR RICK NESS TILL HE HURT MY FEELINGS
-“Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south—they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He’s a moron, he’s dead—good, we lost a moron, fuckin’ celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don’t mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that’s the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather.”
 [[Category:Miners]]